Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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