Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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