started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
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this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I have post one night stand depression
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