he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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