you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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