So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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