I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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