but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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