I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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