talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
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