last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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