White coat. Heels.
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
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