that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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