i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I am spending my child support on dildos
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
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