no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
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Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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