Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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