i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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