You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
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Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
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Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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