i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
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