do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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