it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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