He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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