just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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