He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
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let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
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I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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