I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
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he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
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I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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