She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
My vagina just clenched in fear
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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