lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
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My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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