No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
