No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
