I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
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What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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