But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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