It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
i think im in europe. pls send help
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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