Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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