one two three fourrrrnication!
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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