the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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