: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
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She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
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no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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