Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You dont lie about slip and slides
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you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Text me some of your sweat
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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