I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I have grass duct taped all over my body
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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