trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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