Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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