It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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