WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
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About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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