what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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