My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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