The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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