24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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