were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
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A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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