I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
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