So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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She's just so happy...and so naked.
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Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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