HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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