my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
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I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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