Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just had sex on a roof
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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