I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
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So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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