but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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