I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
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Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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