So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
tell me about the fingering
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