Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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