I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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